Rotten Slushy  

"....... Poppy No Good conversing with a Replicant about the finer points of Phaedra, Zerotime and other popular longform synthetics whilst the stereo blares Electric Ladyland on repeat .A highly caffeinated document of hand whipped fuzz peaks,out of phase electronics,screaming cassette musics and long sections of dizzy " in the red " harmonics....."

Highly recommended slab of bedroom concrete, electronic blurb and lo-fi tape mangle. Only 125 copies. Oversized sleeves with two heavyweight screened inserts.

Ultra Eczema  

"This record is all about flipping the coin. Flipping the coin of persistence and patience. A heavy endurance test pill to swallow and right on time for chilly winter nights. Dylan Nyoukis is back on his grind. And a toothcrushing experience it is. Going back to the old school vocal perversion the Chocolate Monk president is known for. I met the bearded one at the beach in Brighton for the first time, where Dylan was sipping dirtcheap beer and gargling bits of Slayer lyrics while pointing directions to his crib. A retarded brew of high and low pitched vocal scruff, muffled sonic slime and lungs full of asbestos dust from sitting in a cave of obscurity for the past twenty years. He will sing for wine or ass candy and likes visuals that piss on the hi-brow. Total no-fi cassette trouble and underage kids chewing on dusted tapeloops, basically more science fiction that the inflatable puppets in Munchies. Then the needle stops moving and we hike to Belgium. Tyfus drools in the microphone and let's his bodily juices make contact with translation delays, empty kleenex boxes and the power that controls the earth's core. Constant knob tweaking, contact mic'd cheese balls, endless layers of mutilated throat sounds jump across the circuitboard like mechanical ants. There's a lot of weird information to absord here. Besides the vicious ragtime gobot action, there's a gentle more furry choir medidation zone that will trance your brain muscles over the rainbow. Highly influenced by aborignal ways of life and the medidative nature of throat singing, Homo Sapiens Tyfus spit out a true projection of his tormented soul. Apparently there's a difference between music and sounds? Go hard is all they know..." – Carlo Steegen. Fold-out silkscreen jacket in a limited edition of only 250 copies.

Unverified Records  

We got a couple of copies of this brand new compilation on Euan Muscletusks fine Unverfied Records label out of Edinburgh. All vocal based works by Phil Minton, Institute of Sub-Dimensional Frequency Research, Dead Labour Process, Hereharehere, D.O-NEIMAGI-N.E, Dylan Nyoukis, UFO Antler Band, CKDH, Id M Theft Able, Winsor Damon Beast, Towering Breaker, Fordell Research Unit & Usurper.

Giant Tank  

Heavy duty collaboration LP by BS and belgian artist/gurner Ludo Mich. Side A documents the 2006 live appearance at Instal. A great crystal clear desk recording which puts you within feet of the saliva and sweat drench. While side B is a three piece electro-accoustic, smoked out, brain workover. Some of our most outthere stuff. Edition of 250 so get moving, nerdass. WE ARE ALL OUT! Get A Copy Direct from Giant Tank

Bottrop-Boy  

Our first 'proper' cd release. Hobbling on from the Ludo Mich Collab B side this is a ton of late night tape collage, field recordings, drones, vocals and other spoo. edition of 280.

"Get the goddamn INA GRM on the phone, cause Dylan & Karen just went & got sophisticated. Forget those distortion pedal knobs that pass for noise stars, & breathe in the archaic sea smoke that happens when people actually think about what they're doing. Violins & bells drone, & sexy as Luc Ferrari, but only long enough to draw a line through the middle of schoolyard fights & branch breakings. Close-miked whiney sung tones are drawn out to the last breath, but then immediately get rewound on waterlogged cassette recorders & simultaneously echoed low in the mix & running forwards. So you get a near-fugue instead of a bunch of sloppy stoner loops, and one that's decorated with witch whispers & crusty crumbles from Tazartes' table. Grunts are stretched into yeti groans, baby gurgles multiply themselves faster than rabbits, spring reverb gets taken to it's logical bouncing conclusion. Effected voices twist into a little tornado, it whorls like the Latin tongue running through Linda Blair, and then it's topped off by cackling chickens. Who knew they'd clean up so nicely? Neil Campbell guests." - Angela 'Trucker' Sawyer, Weirdo Records

".. much of this material rivals that of other contemporary-yet-backward-leaning electro-acoustic composers, with more than a touch of dylan’s zonked sound-poetry thrown into the mix ...easily the best thing i’ve heard from this axis in eons. highly recommended!!!" - Mimaroglu Music
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Bennifer  

Brain drain!! Split c30 between Blood Stereo and Pod Blotz accomapanied by intense/insane oversized screenprinted book with visual voodoo by Jacob Horwood, Andrew Zuckerman and Jesjit Gill. The sounds and visuals are beyond the goof, so if you like them both crude, strange and drenched in psychedelic jelly, this package is for you, baby.

Ecstatic Peace  

"Here is one of the most anticipated head-scratching meeting-of-the-(insane) minds recordings ever rumored to have existed: the blabber-gunk vocalistix of Chocolate Monk honcho and musical zone/zap improv outsider and founder of Decaer Pinga (nee Prick Decay) DYLAN NYOUKIS and the high-energy consistently startled and startling voicebox-tongue shredder JAAP BLONK. Nyoukis from the UK and Blonk from The Netherlands bash heads and gums together to splat out a relentless and rapacious slew of ululation and indescribable utterance. If vocal duo improv of the most bizarre order is yr meat then pull a stool up to this table and get a snoot full o’ what-the-fuck. Wicked weirdness. LP only – full color jackets – 400 copies." - label description

"Mucus & splittle fracas that instantly shot to the top of my personal joy parade. Supple & elastic free for all with yummy, florid speils of glottal gargling, sputtering, quacking, hollering, gnashing of teeth, gabber sibilant rolls, and also some slowed down tape rolls of same thrown in, just to remind you what cough syrup for breakfast can do to your day. Primate hits for our times, friends."-Angela Sawyer. Weirdo Records

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Smittekilde  

"Smittekilde is proud to present some of Karen Constances best work in one book. Squirrels eating babyheads, flesh-eating birds and eyebleeding humans all over the place. Comes with a Smack Music 7 single ,new nightmarish tunes for your listening pleasure...500 copies, Silkscreenprinted cover, offset print inside, half full color half red/black duotone. foreword by Byron Coley." This is GREAT

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No Label  

"Sounding more like the viscera of harvested ghouls than a quartet of young ladies, this is definitive Chocolate Monk material. Overloading onto itself constantly, this is a barrage of out of order sounds that turn wrong into right." - Rock-a-Rolla Magazine. NOT actually a Monk release, but a great demeneted jammer from the ladies of mong.

Time-Lag  

"live instal festival recording done supergroup style. led by mighty talented youngster alex neilson, and for this recording featuring luminaries karen constance, david keenan, dylan nyoukis, ben reynolds & phil todd. as if you couldn't tell just by the line-up, this unit dishes up one wickedly heavy & free, black hole vortex of burning, droning, oozing noise & shimmering sound… so get melted… packaged in an offset printed ultra heavy textured hand made paper cover, featuring some fried art from dylan nyoukis & cut/paste text by nemo. stamped white top discs. numbered edition of 150 copies." - label description

Unverified Records  

Live document of two nights (several months apart) when the Usurper luddites took on both sides of the Prick Decay split. Brave wee laddies.
"Edinburgh luddite twins Ali Robertson and Macly Duff now starring in freakish hook up with ex-Decaer Pinga/Prick Decay loons. On track 1, usurper vainly dodge Dora Doll's toy tantrum while getting primative windy. Track 2 sees Duff and Robertson soaking up Nyoukis' slobber like and avant garde sponge. Artwork by Duff." - label description

no label  

More 'in the red' ear confusion from these creeped out witches.

no label  

Mangled reel to reel, electronics, free vocals and other muck. Some studio jams, and a live piece opening up for Hair Police.

hells half halo  

Don't know how many of these babies actually hit the streets before HHH vapourised into the unknown. 3 tracks, two of which appeared on the 'two lessons for blackfoot vol.1" 7" lathe (imperial recordings), but its what is sandwiched inbetween that will get yr goat brain throbbing. A real fucking smoked out/processed jammer of a several of the bands NYC shows from 1999 = 'star spangled castro'. Originally intended as a sister release to 'Plate Of Failure'. You needs it.

heavy rock  

Killer screenprinted poster for the Smegma show here in Brighton, April 30th 2006 with Runzelstirn/Gurgelstock, Blood Stereo, Birds Of Dealy & Green Mist Vs Injury Chic. Pink, black and puke yellow ink on card. A3 (aprox 30cmx16.5cm). Another fine job by our man Heavy Rock. Bring a touch of class to your cave.

rayon records  

3-way split CDR. 1 hour of contortion/elation/misery/decay. Smack Music 7 = Karen Constance (Blood stereo/polly Shang Kuan), UBOAT = Pascal Nichols & Ben Knight (Stuckometer, Towering Breaker), Andy Jarvis = Andy Jarvis (Warm Palindrome, FirstPerson)Packaged in a 10 page A5 picture book with a lino printed cover." - label description

starlight furniture co.  

A glorious, unholy racket from these 3 frogs and the immense and intense Junko (hijo kaidan). A face peeling storm of screams and mangled vinyl spew. Really recommend this one. "The three tracks on Mommy Close The Door were all recorded live in France in late 2002 by Japanese vocalist Junko Hiroshige, whose murderous wail hypercubes Patty Waters, Yoko Ono, and the titular victim in Olivia de Havilland's 1972 crime flick The Screaming Woman, in collaboration with Yves Botz, Thierry Delles, Michel Henritzi, who extend the trad power trio into a Marclay mash with brutal rock'n'roll energies." - label description

starlight furniture co.  

Oh yes, surely the best ever anglo-nippon audio celebration of the fine tonic wine Buckfast. Find out more about this wonderous beverage HERE. "With the golden age of Japanese noise all but tarnished and rusted, here is one last chunk of atonal screech before the oxidation is totally complete. Consumers of all things brutally loud, relentlessly dissonant and, most importantly, originating from Japan, will not require an introduction to Incapacitants-- the noise duo consisting of Toshiji Mikawa and Fumio Kosakai. Begun as Mikawa's solo project in 1981 when a homemade noisemaking device called The Mikawa was his prime instrument, evolving to incorporate various concrete sounds, until Kosakai joined and the duo favored the sound of ring modulators and heavily processed Theremins, Incapacitants has always been about "creating pure noise without any abstract musical expression whatsoever." Mikawa states that he hopes to cause his audience to lose the sensation of time. In addition to contributing articles about a number of international noisicians to various Japanese music journals over the years, Mikawa is also a member of Hijo Kaidan, while Kosakai performed with C.C.C.C. and has released a soundtrack of Stan Brakhage's film Of Dogstarman. Everything known about the reclusive Abdul Squeerter of (In Spite of Flaming Creatures) has passed through the conduit of Dylan Nyoukis (Decaer Pinga and the Chocolate Monk label). Apparently uninterested in networking, touring, trading CDRs, appearing on compilations, granting interviews, replying to letters, engaging in any sort of self-promotion, or taking part in the glamorous razzle-dazzle available to all experimental musicians worldwide, Squeerter prefers the solitude of where ever he calls home in the United Kingdom. Apart from a mail collaboration or two - most likely available on cassette for about 15 minutes via Chocolate Monk - his sole public appearance to date has been a few pages of what he calls "excrete fiction" in Bananafish magazine. The recordings on Vitamin Buckfast are the product of a mail collaboration committed to tape in the mid-'90s and then simply ignored for several years. Dora Doll of Decaer Pinga makes a guest appearance on vocals, but good luck determining exactly where." - label description

starlight furniture co.  

Boned up noise, cut-up, collage, electronics and strangeness. A real party destroyer, crank it. "Winsome Scottish twosome Prick Decay (Dylan Nyoukis & Dora Doll) cast the bloody runes and come up with opposable thumbs Seymour Glass and Barbara Manning. (...) a sweet bounty of collapsing noise and tape loops of junk, With Doug Pierson on electronics. Produced by Tom Smith." - label description

starlight furniture co.  

A fucking classic. Many a times i sat in a clouded up bedroom in Balckburn and jammed this gooner. "A surreal collage of songs, sounds, and manipulated noise, with guest appearances by members of Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, CCCC, Masonna, The Dead C, U.S. Saucer, The Double U, Bren't Lewiis Ensemble, and others." - label description.
"So why am I so high on 'Northern Exposure'? Good question, I'd have to say mainly it's the perfect medium between Glass' best period of Bananafish which translates to stellar aural collage stitchery + Manning's channeling of Damo Suzuki by way of Phones Sportsman = one damn fine lp. As the record opens, one is transported into a fantastical world of the classic SF music scene. I'm not talking about Quicksilver or the Grateful Dead (hungry!), nor am I referring to Chrome or Flipper (feed me!), but Thinking Fellers & World Of Pooh (Gub! Gub!). There is lot's of shimmer & shine, some of Manning's words are of such a higher key I wonder why they have not been anthologized in the Ecstatic Peace Poetry Journal. The best of this lp is comprised on so many levels one cannot help but feel incredulous. Like I have stated earlier, lot's of what is "good" on here wistfully recalls the more esoteric moments of Swell Maps 'Jane From Occupied Europe' or a Can smoke break, but then Glass & Manning drop an o & it becomes "God". Like when it gnashes via Morton Feldman & Joan LaBarbara chewing a rusty hotdog, cries like Masonna trying to wriggle out of quicksand filled with liquid ether & wasbai powder, or thrusts itself, like a heat seeking bowling ball, into a lane full of Z'ev filled ten pins. For those of you not paying attention let me also add Department Store Santas, Velvet Underground, Theatre Of Eternal Music and Los Angeles Free Music Society. Oh, and Sun Ra. Thank you. So I assume you get the picture. Call it noise, cutups, collage, whatever; 'Northern Exposure Will Be Right Back' is definitely a defining moment in definitive. I highly recommend it with my most highest possible recommendation." - Campbell Campbell, of Campbeltown, Scotland

no label  

All new (nov.07) self released confusion by your favourite female mongs. Track one is heavy on the vocals and tape manipulation, weirdo clanking and gurgling, animal sounds and general delirium. Track two is a more laid back loader with keyboard drones, feild recordings (?) and tape debris. Colour cover. Real good all round.